MOG Monero Dog
A Shiba Inu wearing orange mirrored wraparound sunglasses and a black bandana printed with the Monero logo, chin raised, lit from behind by a large orange Monero M.

$MOG·Monero Dog·$XMR

MOG while earning XMR forever.

Every trade of MOG carries a 3% fee. pump.fun pays it out to holders in XMR, pro rata, several times an hour. You do not stake, lock, claim, or check a dashboard, because there is nothing for you to do. You hold a dog with better eyewear than you, and Monero accumulates.

Chin up.·Pit vipers on.·Paid in XMR.

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Contract address
53aaXgcSd4Vr2ivn4X2M8SzTm8zUArrb6Gqty2EGpump

Holding MOG pays you XMR out of a 3% fee on every trade. Payouts track volume and can be nothing.

# mogcheck. runs nightly. nobody asked for it.
$ mogcheck --rewards --holder you
resolving holder ......... found, holding
checking what you owe .... nothing

what holding MOG requires/
├── staking ............ none
├── locking ............ none
├── claiming ........... none
├── a dashboard ........ none
├── a second wallet .... none
└── your attention ..... none

quote asset: XMR. fee: 3% of every trade.
paid out by pump.fun, several times an hour.
pro rata. over ~$20 held. not guaranteed.
$ mogcheck --privacy
mog transfers ......... public
the payout on-chain ... public
the asset underneath .. monero
redeem it and the ..... paper trail stops
# we are not going to pretend otherwise.
PASS: paid in XMR for holding a dog.

How this actually works

The whole mechanism fits in a sentence: a 3% fee on every trade, paid back out to holders in XMR. The rest of this page is the dog.

01

Paid in XMR, always

Every trade of MOG carries a 3% fee, and pump.fun routes it straight back out to holders, pro rata, in XMR. Distribution runs several times an hour on its own. Holding a stake worth more than about twenty dollars is what makes you eligible. The dog did not pick Monero because it tested well. He picked it because it is the only currency on the menu that minds its own business.

02

You do nothing

No staking. No locking. No claim button, no weekly ritual, no second wallet to set up and then lose. Holding is the entire mechanism, and the dog considers effort on your part to be a design flaw.

03

It scales with volume

The fee is a share of trading, so a busy day pays more than a quiet one and a dead market pays nothing at all. Distribution is run by pump.fun, not by anyone here, and a platform can change or stop it. Anyone quoting you a fixed yield is describing a different product.

04

Chin up, pit vipers on

Every photograph of the dog is taken from below, because that is the only angle available. He has not lowered his head for a camera and he is not going to start. The shades are wraparound and orange mirrored and they do not come off, so nobody has established what colour his eyes are. The backlighting was not arranged by anyone. It follows him.

05

What it does not do

MOG does not hide your trades, and neither does the payout while it is still a token on a public chain. What it does is hand you Monero, steadily, for sitting still. What you do with Monero after that is where the trail goes cold, and that part is not our business either.

06

Not the Monero Project

The bandana is a tribute paid by a dog to a project that has never heard of him. Monero Dog has no affiliation with, endorsement from, or connection to Monero or anyone who works on it. He admires them from a respectful distance, which is the correct distance.

Roadmap

A roadmap is a list of things a coin has not done yet. The dog did his upfront.

Q1 Chin up

Done, in one take

Q2 Pit vipers on

Done before Q1

Q3 XMR flowing

Every trade, no input needed

Q4 The same, but backlit

Already shipped

By the numbers

3%
OF EVERY TRADE, TO HOLDERS
XMR
WHAT IT PAYS OUT IN
0
THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO
1
DOG, UNBOTHERED

Frequently asked questions

How do I earn XMR?
By holding MOG. Every trade carries a 3% fee, and pump.fun pays it back out to holders in XMR, pro rata, several times an hour. You need a stake worth more than about twenty dollars to be eligible. Trading is what funds it, so payouts track volume rather than a schedule.
Do I have to stake, lock, or claim anything?
No. There is no staking contract, no lock-up, no claim button and no dashboard to check. If you are holding, you are in. The dog regards any further step as an insult.
Where does the trading happen?
On pump.fun, where the coin is paired against wrapped XMR rather than against SOL. That pairing is the entire reason this works: pump.fun pays holder rewards in whatever asset the pair is quoted in, so an XMR-quoted pair pays you in XMR.
Is MOG itself private?
No, and anyone telling you otherwise is selling something. MOG trades on a public chain, so its transfers are visible, and the XMR you are paid is a token on that same chain until you redeem it. The privacy is in the asset underneath, not in the ticker. Redeem it for real Monero and the trail stops there.
Why Monero and not a stablecoin?
Because getting paid in a currency that keeps a public record of who paid whom is a strange thing to aspire to. Ring signatures, stealth addresses, a currency that minds its own business. The dog holds a view on this and the bandana is not ironic.
What happens if nobody trades?
Then the tax collects nothing and you earn nothing. The mechanism is a share of movement, not a promise of yield, and it can pay zero for as long as the market is quiet. The dog will be fine. Your position may not be.
Should I buy it?
The dog has no opinion about your money. It is a meme coin, it can go to zero on any given afternoon, and nothing on this page is financial advice.
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